Notional Hand Job

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The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.

"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."

Notional Hand Job by Notionally Existing September 6, 2011

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National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day

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National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day by gayboiman September 17, 2021

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on the day april, 13 it will be national handjob day so give someone anyone a handjoba

damn terry you got 5 handjobs today?
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national handjob day by daddybb4567 May 25, 2018

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National Handjob Day

On June 26th this national holiday day is celebrated by giving a lover, stranger, or friend a handjob.

you; What day is it tomorrow?
stranger; It's National Handjob Day!

National Handjob Day by Jasonandrewson June 26, 2021

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HAND JOB
Hand job means to jerk off your dick or penis

Boys get ready because on Friday April 13th 2018 it is national handjob day. On this day any girl can come up to you sit you down and give you a handjob. Or boys can ask and girls have to say yes. Girls get your game up because the boys are coming hard #sloppytoppy #longdickstyle

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National handjob day by Handjob day May 25, 2018

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National Handjob Day

National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.

A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”

National Handjob Day by Coronavaaarus April 21, 2020

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National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.

John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.

national handjob day by creamycumzaddy6969 December 12, 2022

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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