Hand Solo

A handjob performed on yourself but referred to as a person.

My wife is away for a week, so it's just me and my good friend Hand Solo for a while.

by Dronevil September 3, 2007

second hand smoker

A co-worker who doesn't smoke but goes outside with the real smokers to talk.

"I don't need a light, I'm just a second hand smoker."

by Dan Lacy May 4, 2007

my hand slipped

An oft-said expression, mostly spotted on Twitter or Tumblr, uttered when one has posted a drawing online that is in some way peculiar, inappropriate, or unexpected. Synonymous to "Someone take Photoshop/GIMP away from me".

*posts tweet with fanart based on a stupid pun* "oops my hand slipped"

by cutesy pastel living doll May 30, 2015

Hundred Hand Slap

(hun'drid hand slap)

- n.
1. The one Street Fighter move that EVERYBODY knows how to do.

2. E. Honda's signataure move from Capcom's "Street Fighter" video game series. Performed by pressing any punch-button rapidly.

From Japanese "Hyaku Retsu Harite" (lit., "Hundred Violent Sumo Hands")

‘The first move I ever learned in Street Fighter was the hundred hand slap.’
‘Dude, don't be cheap. Quit doing the hundred hand slap.’

by Jacopo December 19, 2007

hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

hand shaker

Stick Shift Car or Truck

Real men drive hand shakers

by Scott367 April 5, 2007

Goosed Hand Sock

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.

- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!

by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022