Ham Bone

a curved hard dick, having an appearance similar to that of a ham bone

Hey bitch, come chew on my ham bone

by Dizzy February 6, 2004

hamboner

The act of having sex with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a crap. The girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.

Dude, I was taking a crap the other day and my girl started going down on me.

She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?

Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.

by SoCalNigs June 8, 2010

hambonious

Even harder than Harder as a motherfucker. This is the "Realer than Realdeal Holyfield" of HAM--- HamBONIUS. (pronounced Ham-BONE-EE-US) with a stress on the BONE.

Used as an adjective.

My brother: "I Scored a 750 on my GMAT. I went HAM on it."
ME: "Bro... that is dope. Nah, you went straight Hambonious on that bitch"

by The Great No-do September 14, 2017

Hamzone

(noun) Slang abbreviation for Birmingham, AL.

The best music and soul food can be found deep in the Hamzone.

by FMohns July 11, 2019

hamboni

A large human who consumes mass quantities of ham.

Martha is certainly a hamboni after scarfing down a 10lb ham this evening.

by Skinward October 14, 2016

hamboe

A technique of a good handjob

You slide up slowly and drop down
fast
like a roller coaster!!

She went up slowly teasing me
Then she dropped down fast
it was the best hamboe
shes ever given

by dennise May 22, 2008

Hanbone

A person of Portuguese descent who is well-endowed

Damn, that Pork Chop taking a piss in the urinal next to me has a huge dick, he's definitely a Hanbone

by edohc bro July 23, 2011