Helping Hand

Helping Hand: One you borrow off your partner when you fancy "a quick one off the wrist".

"Hey, wife: I want to crack one off and I've fallen out with my fingers so they're not speaking to me. Can I borrow some of yours? I need a Helping Hand...

by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020

halting problem

the halting problem is the problem of determining, from a description of an arbitrary computer program and an input, whether the program will finish running, or continue to run forever.

halting problem, i love that even computers have limits

-alasstor

by UwU_HARDER_DADDY July 29, 2021

helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse

Owen is helping me with my car tires

by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022

Helping other people

I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?

Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."

Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

Hamping

Camping in a hammock

Melanie enjoys hamping so she doesn’t have to carry a tent on long trails.

by Smelly mellly January 29, 2023

Helping hands

Helping hands is a hate group They ideology is far right wing They're usually based in vrchat Seeing as aiming to getting rid of hearing people all together

What is helping hands

by Xjfjdnbx April 24, 2023

haling

"Haling" can be achieved in 4 steps:
1. Take a deep breath
2. Screech at your teammates
3. Run out of energy
4. Become chill again

Here is a common scenario in Apex Legends tournaments: "Guys! You're playing like f-ing idiots!" screeched ImperialHal to his teammates after dying first. "Stop haling at us!" replied Verhulst as he threateningly flexes his biceps.

by the hoe lee spirit June 11, 2023