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Best Halloween Ever

When you and your significant other make sweet love. You do unthinkable things to each other and some things you don't want to do ever again. Anal, deep throat, eat pubes, hardcore penetration, use toys, play with the tits she doesn't have, spank the ass that she also doesn't have, cum all over the place and make the man suck his own dick. After all this you get the Best Halloween Ever.
"It was the Best Haloween Ever last night you have no idea."

"He made me cry last night yet he calls it the Best Halloween Ever. I'm so gonna dump him."
by I ducking hate you November 5, 2017
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Mexican Halloween

Some sort of sexual position as stated by Señor Chang and confirmed by Troy from Community.
Señor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.

Troy: *nods head*
by Jre October 29, 2009
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halloween

a kick ass holiday for two reasons:

(1) its the only day of the year you can dress up and demand candy from people you dont know

(2) It's Frank Iero's birtday.
(1) Kid: Give me candy! It's Halloween
Random Person: *hands kid snickers*

(2) Frank is awesome. You love him. you know you do.
by MCRFREAK December 28, 2005
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Halloween whore

A girl who dresses normally all year, but for one night, October 31st, she lets her true whore show by wearing the sluttiest Halloween costume possible.
This costume party is great! It's full of Halloween whores. Look at that one in the slutty Game of Thrones wilding costume!!
by Rex Molder October 30, 2014
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Halloween blowjob

When a partner places a piece of cloth (preferably a white blanket) over themselves and the erect penis of a male and proceeds to perform fellatio while making ghost noises.
Alex- I love getting Halloween blowjobs from my girl.
Sean- I know, the ghost noises really help me get off.
by LitSquad November 2, 2016
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Hollow shaft

When a guy masturbates to much to the point of not releasing any cum.
Jill:hey baby wanna have some fun?
Joey:I can't today, I have a hollow shaft!
by Theonlyrealmacdaddy November 8, 2016
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Harlowed

When you been seeing a women for years and she just drops you for another man
We have been together for years and you have not been putting out so your harlowed
by Mt12345 May 25, 2019
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