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Thompson Gunner

1) Take an empty 20 oz. bottle of soda (preferably Mountain Dew)
2) Poke a hole in the bottom smaller than the size of your thumb
3) Cover the hole, bitch.
4) Fill bottle with beer. To the top. Bitch.
5) Put foil on open top. Poke holes in it with a fork.
6) Put a hit of weed on foil. Or more.
7) Shotgun the beer while someone lights the weed
8) Take the hit after draining beer.
9) Enjoy it. Bitch.
10) Repeat 1-9
Dude A: Oh my god, I just had 2 Thompson Gunners.
Dude B: You must be fuckeddd up
Dude A: Yeah, my hand won't stay still and I see demons.
Dude B: Thank god for Trev Thompson, UChicago
by DJKuni January 15, 2010
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Sloppy gunner

When you eat something and you smacking your lips and never eat with your mouth closed
Close your mouth when you eat you sounding like a sloppy gunner
by Dovahkiin_2466 April 15, 2023
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Gunner cat

Some weird ass indon weaboo that's addicted to a weaboo ass game called maimai. He wastes about 700000 indon rupiah on the stupid ass game. It doesn't really make any sense because he could've afforded a new pc by now, so that he won't need to play PUBG on a 30x12 resolution.
Coodelez: Oi goblox
Gunner cat: What you want
Coodelez: You pinoy lol
Gunner cat: (weird mic screech)
by Gunner fat lol May 16, 2018
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bum gunner

Bum gunner. When you are in a rush to get out of traffic so you clench your buttcheeks and floor it. Bum gunniner.
"I was in a rush- so I had go bum gun it."
"I had to pull a bum gunner"
by Barc2 May 10, 2018
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Gunner The Dog

Gunner is the most loving and caring dog in the world! He always cheers you up and he gives the absolute best cuddles. He is so adorable! He makes everyoneโ€™s heart go: โฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅบ. Everyone loves Gunner! <3
by Gunner The Dog February 4, 2020
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butt gunner

A butt gunner is a gay homosexual who likes to be gunned in the butt (aka poked in the pooper, pounded in the ass, butt-fucked, etc...). In other words a homosexual male.
Gee Ted, that new guy Ted sure seems like a real butt gunner
by jimmy browntooth July 31, 2004
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Graham Gunner

A person who chronically masturbates. Won't even try to go out and get a partner. A Shut in.
"He won't try to get a girl, he's a real graham gunner always going home to take care of it himself."
"Now that he's a teen he's a real graham gunner always locked in his room"
by Dolomite Free Rider October 19, 2016
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