Gumpin It

The act of placing a living freshly caught shrimp, (or crawdad depending on your region) inside of your rectum in the manner of the hamster Lemmiwinks in the South Park episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance". There are some who swear by the more extreme variation "Bubba-Gumpin It" - in which you place two belts around your lower thighs in a tourniquet-fashion to pay homage to Lt. Dan.

Sorry I'm late, I was Gumpin it for the last hour or so.

by [Zuss]BeanMan March 29, 2025

Grumpit

The random assortments of food found in a dish, particularly that of a smaller sort.

I'm scooping out all of the grumpits from the salad.

by ladym521 April 26, 2025

Gumpin' It

Masturbating EXCLUSIVELY to the sex scenes in Forrest Gump the Novel made in 1986 by Winston Groom and the 1994 movie by Robert Zemeckis

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm about to be Gumpin' It so hard!"

by ShadyShrew August 25, 2025

Grumpkin

Name for a not fully ripe pumpkin that is green instead of orange like a ripe pumpkin is.

Look at that grumpkin!! It's not even ripe yet.

by Zaladeus September 24, 2025

Grumping

Grumpy as a result of cramps, especially during her period

Excuse my wife's rudeness, she's been grumping.

by BARNyardBOMBER October 13, 2025