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man grooming

What a man does before going out to party with the hopes of hooking up with a girl, that can include shaving, both face and body, extreme showering, hair work, and facial care. Also, this typically takes an extended period of time since most men do not need to spend much time in the bathroom preparing.
Dude, I've got to do some intense man grooming before we head out to Tony's party. There's gonna be mad bitches there
by Da Burdman March 10, 2007
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Gooning

Seeing how many crab rangoons you can fit in your ass.
You finna goon tonight? I'm putting in an order at Big Wong. To be clear, gooning means sticking crab rangoons up your ass.
by Milky Wong June 4, 2021
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Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself
Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole
by JP_2KX December 4, 2011
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Grooming Scam

When someone befriends you online, using Social Media, Skype, Emails, Or other forms of contact, to extract information from you, or Guilt you into giving them money - Close to Romance scam, but romance doesn't have to be the key interest here to scam you
Person 1: Remember Donna?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Apparently her friend Online has asked for her to give her some money
Person 2: Sounds like a grooming scam to me.
by Aluzionz November 22, 2015
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grooving's magic

A anime theme song for DieBuster made by Round Table on their album Nino. It makes you feel like a groovy ballerina.
"Hey, have you heard of grooving's magic?"

"No."
by the hue of hues June 12, 2017
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Gooning

The act of Messing around inside a public or store or just acting stupid
Hello, would you like to go gooning at Walmart?”
by Iamgoonman September 13, 2022
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grooming minors

When a grown-ass man fucks a 14-17 year old child.
Roblox YouTubers by the name of Ribs and Notive groomed minors in 2023.
Ribs: OH YEAH DADDY I WANNA START GROOMING MINORS SO FUCKING BAD NIGGA!
by binchillin_goofyahh October 23, 2023
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