man grooming

What a man does before going out to party with the hopes of hooking up with a girl, that can include shaving, both face and body, extreme showering, hair work, and facial care. Also, this typically takes an extended period of time since most men do not need to spend much time in the bathroom preparing.

Dude, I've got to do some intense man grooming before we head out to Tony's party. There's gonna be mad bitches there

by Da Burdman March 10, 2007

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Gooning

Seeing how many crab rangoons you can fit in your ass.

You finna goon tonight? I'm putting in an order at Big Wong. To be clear, gooning means sticking crab rangoons up your ass.

by Milky Wong June 4, 2021

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Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself

Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole

by JP_2KX December 4, 2011

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Grooming Scam

When someone befriends you online, using Social Media, Skype, Emails, Or other forms of contact, to extract information from you, or Guilt you into giving them money - Close to Romance scam, but romance doesn't have to be the key interest here to scam you

Person 1: Remember Donna?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Apparently her friend Online has asked for her to give her some money
Person 2: Sounds like a grooming scam to me.

by Aluzionz November 22, 2015

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