2nd Grade

The grade when everyone learns the f-word.

John: "Do you want to hear the WORST word in the world?"
James: "It's crap"
John: "No, the f-word."
James: "You mean *whispers* frick?"
John: "No... I mean... fuck"
James: *eyes widen at the thought of all the colorful sentences he could create"
John: "Shh, Mrs. Sundin will hear us, my dad says 2nd Graders shouldn't know it"
*Mrs. Sundin places a cold hand on each of their shoulders*

by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019

Upside down grade

A Grade so bad you turn it over right when the teacher hands you your paper.

Upside down grades tend to happen only with people who have their identity in high academic achievement.

Guy #1: Hey, did you see what Michelle got on her math quiz?

Guy #2: No, she flipped it over really fast.

Guy #1: HaHa!! Looks like Miss 4.0 got an Upside down grade!

by Dr. Trevorkian November 28, 2009

Graiden

A Graiden is funny but shy. He's a badass but he doesn't want people to know. A Graiden is great dating material but nobody knows it.

Look at Graiden over there, sitting at the back of the room.

by Faceperson9901 January 10, 2017

Off Grid

Traditionally, off grid is the term describing life lived without connection to the electrical grid. Often using solar panels and batteries to supply electrical needs. Being "off grid" can also include being disconnected from town water supplies and sewer systems. As most off grid homes exist in remote places, the former is the still the common term.

Peter has lived off grid for 25 years. Despite its age, his off grid power system is functioning well.

I'm going to be off grid. Seriously, I'm moving to a remote property with no grid power. Means I'm going to need a solar panel and battery if I wish to keep my mobile phone charged!

by Remote living May 12, 2018

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket

Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET

by Reeeeelord April 3, 2018

Off the grid masturbation

Solo masturbation that occurs without use of the internet, computers/devices, or television. Such as with magazines, imagination, memories, paper photos etc.

I engaged in some off the grid masturbation when the power went out.

by IW64 April 18, 2019

Hit the griddy

A dance move used by american footballers and ja morant (a dance move)

Jimi: Bro hit the griddy
Fama: klm watch this (griddies intensely)

by The griddy man April 16, 2023