latino greeting

Expelling flatulance in or around the proximity of another's head. Particularly after eating large amounts of beans or other noxious fume causing foods.

When he bent over to tie his shoe, I gave my buddy a huge latino greeting. He almost threw up, because he said he could taste the fumes.

by Harvidge May 6, 2006

greeking

Blowing a fat load in some bitches eyes, gluing her eyelids shut.

"Man, I just greeked that bitch," or "I'm thinking about greeking her tonight."

by Long Island June 11, 2006

verbal greeting

Upon entering the RC a person would say "Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening" and render the proper greeting to the number of females and males in the area.

A verbal greeting example is "Good Morning C/Young and Gentlemen." Something that is not an example is Good Afternoon Cadets.

by theunnofficaligoftherc February 20, 2011

Fuck you greeting

A greeting that people have started using to be honest with each other because when people say for example " Hi,how are you?". They don't want to know how you really are and couldn't care less and most of them are busy thinking about themselves and there's and are looking to make themselves another almighty dollar.

Hi,there how are you.
Fuck you.
And that is an example of a fuck you greeting.

by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010

Iranian Greeting

When you take your right thumb and insert it into a persons bunghole and wave like you normally would to an acquaintance.

I totally just gave Will an Iranian Greeting and he took it like a man

by HitmeagainLaxBro November 2, 2011

greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

by enuss April 12, 2008

Hayden Greening

A Hayden Greening is a lovely and kind man that is very easy to trust, you can trust him with your life and he will never let you down.
He is very hot and gets plently of ladies, a Hayden Grenning will normally have a 6 pack.
He is very good in bed and is always busy having gangbangs!
He is a honest, kind, lovely man who will always make you smile.
He will normally end up marry someone with the name Charley.
When he has grown a Hayden Greening will be rich and smart with a good job.

Chloe:"quess who I went town with?!"
Charley:"urgh boring, david?"
Chloe:"EW NO. HAYDEN GREENING!!!"
Charley:"OMG IM SO JEL!"

by Haydeys February 20, 2013