Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate December 01, 2020
My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.
by Dicketh February 29, 2016
A person (usually balding) who hops on his personal computer and runs the Grass™ extension 24/7 to collect internet points
by 9nlisk March 17, 2024
by Gigilamour February 06, 2023
Doing a grasshopper is when you jump over your shirt friends and steal their wig, then run off with it.
I so did a grasshopper on him!
by The Jaybo Hunter July 10, 2023
Grasshopper refers to someone who changes their viewpoint or opinion depending on who they are around at the time. This term comes from at latest the early 1900s. The reference is to the animal as they hop around to different positions on a topic based on who they're near.
- Bob is a big fan of freedom of movement when he's out protesting against the need for Visas.
- Bob is a loud supporter of tight immigration control when he's with his Republican friends.
- In polite society Bob is referred to as a Grasshopper.
- Bob is a loud supporter of tight immigration control when he's with his Republican friends.
- In polite society Bob is referred to as a Grasshopper.
by OhMartin January 20, 2025