bobby grasshopper

One whom sees a squirrel, thinks to name him a great, meaningful name, such as, Bobby! But, no, wait, that person descides to add grasshopper to it! You make a poem about this squirrel-bobby grasshopper thing!

"Oh wow, that bobby grasshopper is cooler then Jell-O, No! Cooler then spiderman! ah!"

by ohh snap its uss! August 18, 2009

Red Grasshopper Suprise

If a chick is receiving cunilingus and the pleasurer is not performing up to standards, the receiver taps the pleasurer on the head then slaps them in the face with a piece of pizza!

How'd ya go last night?

He didn't have a clue what to do so I gave him the Red Grasshopper suprise!

by Nards Shadow May 9, 2006

Spanish Grasshopper

A happy Grasshopper example scream the word out the window ! Spanish Grasshopper!

The Spanish Grasshopper was sleeping in the tunnel .

by Darkstar281968 November 14, 2018

knee deep in grasshopper pie

busy having sex with someone; to be engaged in intercourse, or any sexual activity, and NOT allowing interruption(s).

I didn't answer the phone because I was 'knee deep in grasshopper pie".

by Jokuhl June 8, 2012

flying grasshopper

When you move your fingers in a rapid fashion back and forth inside a girls vagina

Man, I made her so wet with my flying grasshopper

by martinintl March 28, 2016

Grassy Grasshopper

A messy vagina

Man she had a fucking grassy grasshopper

by FxnRALf December 9, 2016

Sneaky Grasshopper

a skinny vengeful woman with evil intentions yet play innocent and shy.

I can't believe you let that sneaky grasshopper trick you.

by Joeyp563 April 21, 2018