Grassy Grasshopper

A messy vagina

Man she had a fucking grassy grasshopper

by FxnRALf December 9, 2016

Grasshopper riding unicycles

a grasshopper riding his unicycle

he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.

Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023

Grasshopper

To do a bong hit as a passenger standing in a moving convertible.

Last night was insane; we drove around doing grasshoppers all night.

by Gigilamour February 6, 2023

Grasshopper

An unskilled Rocket League player who waits for the opponent to rebound the ball off their own goal so that the ball goes towards the opponents goal. This allows the player to easily take up the ball without any real skill.

“Dude just got a cheap goal in RL. He’s a freaking Grasshopper.”

by Bezznzz May 28, 2023

Grasshopper

Doing a grasshopper is when you jump over your shirt friends and steal their wig, then run off with it.

I so did a grasshopper on him!

by The Jaybo Hunter July 10, 2023

grasshopper

One who avoids weed, typically at a party.

"Jerry is a grasshopper, despite his best friends smoking kush on a regular basis."

by AdolfHitler69 April 7, 2017

Grasshopper

A person (usually balding) who hops on his personal computer and runs the Grass™ extension 24/7 to collect internet points

That brute fella, he's such a grasshopper with his dangy little computer

by 9nlisk March 17, 2024