grab a granny night

social event frequented by more mature women milfs, supposedly on the lookout for casual sex

don't go to the club on a Thursday, it is grab a granny night

by Silver Granny August 16, 2006

Rapping Granny's

Old ladies who like to get down. Usually on tv or at a carnival.

Yo! Yo! Yo! We're the rapping granny's and we're to say... (etc.)

by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2008

ur granny tranny

The only insult that could slay a god

God: worship me
Sharron: stfu ur mum gay lol
God: ur dad lesbian
Sharron: fuck you ur granny tranny
God: *shrivels into ashes*

by BigBoyBillly March 11, 2018

granny porn

pornography where an elderly woman partakes in one or many sexual acts with a younger man, usually a blow job or missionary position

Wow, I had no idea that Duffy's grandma was in granny porn. What a slut.

by Jason Finner October 13, 2008

Granny Hacker

When a elderly lady gets her internet taken off her by her ISP for downloading off limewire and then gives zero fucks and moves on to pirate bay.

"I got banned by my ISP, I've got to sign something saying I won't do it again"
*a month later*
"Seen this new the pirate bay thing, it's well good"

This my friends is a granny hacker

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016

Granny Horror Game

And old ugly bitch who keeps you in her house because she's lonely and hits you with a bat if she see's you she put's 100 locks on the door and you literally have to go on an adventure to get the keys and tools to escape. No wonder why this ugly bitch is lonely she is crazy.

Tom: Hey Jay have you played the Granny Horror Game?
Jay: Yes I have but I think I'm going to kill myself now

by Lovelyteamusic100 February 17, 2021

Granny Smith

When you get out of an hour long bath with wrinkled fingers and have a wank so that it feels like you're being tossed off by a geriatric.

Guy 1: had a cracking Granny Smith last night

Guy 2: wasteman cuz

by Obi Wankanobi January 22, 2014