Geep Gorp

A foolish, clueless person who consistently makes poor decisions or acts absurdly without realising it.

Person 1: "Can you believe I spilled my drink again?"
Person 2: "Of course you did, you fucking geep gorp."

by That Hoe Brenda November 27, 2024

Gorp curse

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.

After meeting that nasty witch im forever doomed with the gorp curse!

by anonymous July 10, 2025

Reverse Gorping

To begin the reverse gorping you must first have a pregnant women who has just given birth, you then cut the umbilical cord and hold on to it being pulled inside of her, then you live off the nutrients of her.

My wife is almost due, I think I might go reverse gorping for a few months

by Jance Byers January 27, 2025

Gorp

The act of trapping a elephants fart in dolphin shit

I gorped that fart and now its sitting on my shelf

by Deeznitz69420 August 19, 2022

GORP

Garbage On Retention for Posperity; business & finance term, used by auditors, IT, finance; used in big audit & consulting firms from 1980s to 2000s. used as "miscellaneous" category for backup data provided for later reference.

don't know how we'll use that information, but let's file it for later reference under "GORP"

by 3LionsG June 1, 2018

Gorp

A group of dumbass friends who either take up an entire lunch table or an entire discord server.

"That gorp took our table!"

by AugustDaMope July 31, 2023

gorp

Testicles of an elderly man. Metaphorically refers to dried nuts.

That old perv' got his gorp smashed by Rochelle's knee.

by Alexi.e November 12, 2021