goping

the predating phase in a relationship

We haven't gone on our first date yet, we are just goping.

by clamam August 25, 2010

groping

To have sex or touch another in a sexual manner.

"Why are there so many cars parked along the side of the road towards the airport?"

"People groping before they get on their plane?"

by Janan July 12, 2005

Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

glorping

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.

Hey, no glorping on the sofa!

by Pinkticus October 11, 2020

Minion Groping

The act of stroking a toy minion to get sexual satisfaction

Man that minion groping was the shit

by Jeopardymama February 2, 2020

Classic Goringe

A classic example of someone who thinks they're well ard and are willing to prove it.

A classic Goringe isn't scared to aggressively scrap young children if they're in the way, putting them in hospital or crying back to their mum's, he doesn't give a shit; his predation on kids is wide known by the community and emergency services

Person 1: Mate my little brother just came home with a cracked skull

Person 2: I bet it was that classic Goringe who's always lurking outside the Primary School. What a Cunt.

by imapoosey October 13, 2021

Dirty Gorringe

A "Dirty Gorringe" is the action of inappropriately touching a member of workforce within a company. Most often, this will be a company you are merely visiting as opposed to a company you actually work for, thus getting away with it more frequently.

"Hey, you ok Jim?"
"Nah mate I'm a bit shaken...I just got Dirty Gorringed on the ass while laminating"

by Hedgehog Dave 2 August 8, 2022