the ulitmate in alcoholic beverage. $9= 4 litres. awsome value and quality buy. comes in a sliver sack known for its healing powers, gets u wasted fast and taste like shit. also looks like apple juice so it's easily concealable.
cop says 'hav u got goon?'
u say 'no'
cop says ' wat is it'
u say 'apple juice'
cop says 'okay' (and beleives u LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
u say 'no'
cop says ' wat is it'
u say 'apple juice'
cop says 'okay' (and beleives u LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
by fjsnvdskdavnvskanvask,vsa August 23, 2007
a) The groups of goons, goblins and gremlins went out, while Ben Sed was stuck at home watching Sammy and Raphi.
b) The goons were challenged by the group of goblins led by Jacob Tal, but were obviously no match
b) The goons were challenged by the group of goblins led by Jacob Tal, but were obviously no match
by GoonzToGoblinz January 03, 2011
Someone who is silly/goofy and just acts out of the norm. Usually associated with shorter girls of Latin decent. Also the term was coined by A.J. Kelly a dashing gentlemen of the highest class and swag.
by Swagmaster Flash420 December 18, 2013
Unskilled, socially outcast worker employed to collect TV licence revenue on behalf of the BBC, who then use it to fund overpaid executives and sexually-deviant talent. Paid the minimum wage and relies heavily on commission earned selling TV licences. Likes to pretend they are an "officer" on official Government business, but TV Licensing goons are actually privately employed by a company called Capita. TV Licensing goons are undesirable visitors, having no more visiting rights than a pikey selling low-cost electrical goods.
I told that TV Licensing goon to fuck right off, because I don't watch any TV programmes.
My mate Kev is such a thick cunt he'd struggle even to get a job as a TV Licensing goon.
My mate Kev is such a thick cunt he'd struggle even to get a job as a TV Licensing goon.
by Goonhilde's Gynaecologist July 31, 2013
One that stumbles around with shitkickers on, yelling out profanity at innocent people, smoking lots of pot, have crazy amounts of unprotected sex and railing lines upon lines of the finest cocaine while crushing racks on racks on racks of Natty and Jack Daniels. Ussualy wears black/raiders gear. Phil Taylor is their hero.
by Shitkickers October 29, 2011
1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money
1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.
by Silky Smooth January 07, 2004