googlecization

googlecization≈ pronounced><gu-gull-cē-zā-shun

Humans have evolved to cyberbeings.Google will form the next society through websearch intelligance eduacation.Googlecization

by noSkool March 3, 2017

Googlebating

Verb to web search for an answer you are already certain of, to prove a useless point in an internet argument.

He's off googlebating the history of monster trucks to prove grave digger was a one off. That smug bastard.

by thebottlefarm March 15, 2019

Googlecrastination

When you no longer find enjoyment in searching the web to find the answers.

or
When Google is taking forever to pull up your search results, due to job burnout lack of enjoyment it once had for fast accurate feedback results.

Google is experiencing job burnout and no longer finds enjoyment in retrieving fast feedback.

Jennifer no longer finds enjoyment in her job of Internet researching at home in her pajamas the past year and it is causing a bit of Googlecrastination for her.

by kodiakgirl January 4, 2021

googlecalendarable

The term traces back its very roots to the tradition of the student organisation AIESEC. The members of this organisation, in an attempt to fulfill their own humankind potential everyday to the fullest, tend to inexhaustibly add the most trivial of tasks - like taking the dishes out of the dishwasher- to their Google Calendar... a tool, which they find of highest indispensability to the leaders of tomorrow.

Darling, if you set 'Be happy' as a New Year's Resolution you will never be happy. Like, fine, be happy, but ...when, how often, how much, how long be happy? Now, if you set 'Get up at 8 am every day and work one hour on project X' you might one day be indeed happy. You know why? Exactly. The task is measurable, trackable, attainable ... It is googlecalendarable.

by leeea April 12, 2021

Googlebanger

Synonyms for Doppelganger

That's Kaleys Googlebanger!

by Blumwrotethis November 21, 2021

Googlebang

A person who is constantly on their phone looking at mindless information and brain rotting videos.

Ryan, you just sit in the truck and googlebang.

by G. Loeffert November 15, 2023

googlebear1728

googlebear1728 is (was) an anonymous tiktok account throwing shade at everyone. we now know who it is. heheheheheh. they actually don’t know who yahoopig169 is. which is shocking. declan, zak, blake and liam ima tickle you

avery: “yo did you see the new googlebear1728 post”
mylee: “yea bru why they do me like that”
avery: “i wonder who it is”
mylee: “i know damn well it’s declan”

by yahoobear1769 March 28, 2025