goober salve

Another term for peanut butter.

"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.

Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.

by Sam Wise October 27, 2007

Goobergaber

When two Teletubbies are having oral sex, during an orgy.

"Bro did you see the Goobergaber that happened last night?"
"Yea of course,Po is my favorite!"

by Baddefinitons March 17, 2022

oober goober

pretty stinkin cool

thats an oober goober shirt your wearing today, sista.

by NOT carly August 11, 2008

Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins

A creature that uses odd facial expressions, drinks cream soda like it falls from the sky and has a very firm butt.

Did you see that Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins ?

Yeah bro, I like the wagon shes draggin .

by Bigf00tz October 17, 2008

Goobersaurus Rex

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.

My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!

by McGooberkins December 7, 2012

gooberschnitzel

An adorable, silly person

my 6-year-old son is such a gooberschnitzel

by neuronhusky July 7, 2016

goober-smooth

Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.

I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.

by Tonybagadonuts December 9, 2008