goober

Goober:noun

A straight up pimp who does nothing but mac on "hott babes" all day. This playa hits the clubs and bangs the babes, hes what Wilson was talking about

man, that Mike Jones is a real Goober

by shawntheCanadianfromCanada September 4, 2005

goober

An overly enthusiastic tow truck driving redneck ignoramus covered in grease that stinks of way to much tobacco, marijuana, coffee, baby powder and High Karate colon

my boss got wired on his coffee and took apart the bosses brand new Chevy pickup to find out how it works,he is such a GOOBER.

by Robinrobby August 21, 2007

goober

A male (?) who is mildly retarded and takes 36minutes to find a car park.

GOOOOOOOBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! NO CARPARKIN AIY BRO

by -Tninja- August 29, 2005

goober

Cum bubble, during or after sex when the male or female cum starts to bubble from air exiting the vagina
Generally accomapanies a quif

She quifed after sex and a big goober

Floated out of her vagina

by sparky27891 July 3, 2011

goober

a complete jack-weed or moron

your such a goober tom, you put you dick in the wrong hole again?

by Fred Nichols January 2, 2004

goober

a booger.

Hey Libby, you've got a little goober hanging out your nose.

by Iodine April 4, 2004

goober

See wordloser/word.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003