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Goobersaurus Rex

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.
My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!
by McGooberkins December 7, 2012
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Goober Stupid

When a dude gets so sexually aroused he can't think straight.
I get so Goober Stupid when she pulls out that big'ol ass. I can't think about anything but butt.
by flop dobbins October 10, 2014
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gooberschnitzel

my 6-year-old son is such a gooberschnitzel
by neuronhusky July 7, 2016
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goobernoochie

the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun
"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"
by Goobernoochie Fan Club August 8, 2017
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Goobergoblin

A woman who's only objective in life is to Gobble as many goobers as she possibly can....
I never see Katie eat anything so how can she be so fat, it must be all the goobers she gobbles right before bed, she must be a goobergoblin
by DR.S Moostie June 22, 2019
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Gooberous

Adjective:
1. To have the behavior of a goober.
2. To be a little bit of a silly goofy guy.
Person 1: Why is that guy dancing in class?
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.
by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023
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Tube Goober

When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.
My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!
by Regtable Spunk May 22, 2019
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