gomer

1. a stupid oaf, a social reject

2. a patient unwelcome in a hospital(supposedly standing for get out of my emergency room)

That's the third time in a week that this gomer has come here.

by Light Joker January 21, 2005

gomer

An old person that takes up room in the hospital and doesn't have the common decency to die.

Definition taken from an episode of Scrubs.

Dr. Cox: Oh! Looky here! Tell me sir, what is it that brings Dr. Dorians favorite gomer back to the hospital?
Gomer: Pickles!

by Gidgidonihah November 13, 2006

Goomers

Psychedelic mushrooms

Janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods--as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.

by JohanLix August 17, 2014

gummer

to rub cocaine on your gums, which makes them numb. often used to test the quality of the coke. the number it makes your gum, the better shit it is

ya let me take a gummer to make sure this shits ill before i pay for it

by M feezy October 14, 2004

gomperlicious

(verb) Used to describe someone or something that is really really, incredibly and indescribably sexy.

"The way you walk your dog is gomperlicious!"

"Damn girl, you is gomperlicious!"

"You think my tractor is gomperlicious."

by Fuzzy December 27, 2004

goomer

Both a gamer and a coomer. One who cooms after gaming

Yea, I'm a gamer and I coom, so what? Don't "ok goomer" me.

by Selym Wow September 27, 2020

Gomer Pyle

While receiving head you nut in her mouth. Salute and yell "Surprise,surprise,surprise..." (MILITARY FATIGUES OPTIONAL)

I gave my wife a Gomer Pyle lastnight, she was mad.

by Jefferson D. July 1, 2009