GoldZero

A dumb fuck.

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by pot_noodle October 22, 2003

goldberger

The commonly used nickname of any mornonic poker player who goes on tilt when he gets bad beats against donkeys who do stupid things such as calling down his flush on the flop with low pair to catch runner runner full house.

Damn, look at how quickly he lost his chips after that fish sucked out on him! What a goldberger.

by Juan Montalvo February 9, 2006

Goldenrod Prime

The single best being on YouTube. He’s denied all insults. He trains himself for insults by looking at the highest quality memes and playing video games.

Person A: Have you seen Goldenrod Prime’s YouTube channel.
Person B: No
A: omae wa mou shindeiru
B: NANI
Person B explodes

by Goldenrod Prime May 12, 2018

Goldenrod

The name a man calls another man who was the best fuck he's ever had.

OMG! See that man over there? He's my Goldenrod!

by dkuk69 September 14, 2018

Goldberg

Someone who acts like Steve Jobs with out the talent, ability or Experience.

This company is going to fail because the CEO is a total Goldberg

by fakeNameDropper August 29, 2016

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Tea, Black Nun

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"

by crispindry July 19, 2009

Goldberg

Worst professional wrestler of all time. Commonly referenced as Goldturd, and talentless waste of space.

We'll never see the day that Goldberg has a decent match.

by Suplexcitybitch September 12, 2017