The Grunch

Hi, everyone I'm new around and I would just like to tell a bit of my experience with the grunch.

I would not recomend to see grunch 1 and 2 one after the other, specially if you prepare it to end the marathon at midnigth.

So i had a bad dream where I could not move and try to scream to my dad and my body star it to move like if every muscle wanted to move to diferent directions.

So I would say all of you guys should give it a try specially if you sleep alone. ANd have a "hell" of a ride, just for fun, just try to do not think too much about it.

Any experience of any here???

the grunch is + however ending the marathon at midnigth is -

by Juggables December 9, 2008

glurch

a quiet/medium volumed sound made with the back of the throat used by pigeons like this..

ghrhrhrmmmmnnm

Razzall: Have you noticed that noise he makes?
Becky: Yeah its weird isnt it?
Razzall: Yeah he like.. glurches
Becky: :| He fingered me in history.

by beckylines April 29, 2008

grunch

to punch in the grundle

instead of kicking him in the nuts, go grunch that mo fo!

by mastergruncher licker December 8, 2010

grunch

Gross Universal Cash Heist (R. Buckminster Fuller book)

The grunch of gaints are taking your money all the time

by satans' November 4, 2010

grunch

The act of cutting off another driver suddenly when in traffic. Also, you may be the " Gruncher" or the " Grunchee", and it is possible to be " Grunched".

" Oh Damn!! There is the exit. Oh well, I'm gonna grunch this dude in the Kia!!"

by charles mullen April 28, 2004

GRUNCH

Taking a real mean shit

Man, my ass is on fire after my last grunch.
I need to take a grunch after being anally intruded.

by peebot August 7, 2009

gunch out

When someone backs out of previously made plans, especially because of attempts to thwart said plans by a gunch.

"Hey, did you and Jerome man slam that slut from the bar?"
"No, his girl called so he decided to gunch out...said he had to go to Antiques Roadshow or some bullshit. You can be the guy on the other side of the wall if you want."
"I'll bring the viking helmet."

by John Goodthrust January 12, 2009