gland canyon

The valley between a woman's breasts, more commonly known as cleavage

Her pendant was comfortably nestled at the north entrance to the gland canyon.

by Schteve March 19, 2005

glandular disorder

Something 1 out of maybe 100 people has, effectively causing them to be hugely obese. Most obese people who say they have one do not and are making excuses for themselves.

"Nobody will date me because I'm fat!!!", Jeanie wailed as she shoved yet another Ho-Ho in her mouth.

"Did you ever try a diet?",Paula asked.

"No, you don't understand. I have a glandular disorder, now pass the deep fried Twinkies!", Jeanie yelled.

by Chani K. July 6, 2006

Glance

A quick and discrete look at someone's ass.

Herbert: Mamacita alert! Danny, get a glance at this specimen!
Danny's head spins 360 degrees to survey the horizon
Danny: Oh Herbert, you really know how to spot em'
Herbert: Da fuck is up with your neck!!! I'm calling the exorcist!!

by SirLunchbox August 22, 2016

Garnett

A prematurely balding dude who is pretty legit, and loyal to his friends. Hung like a Golden Warrior Gold Lightan. Well known fact that he can turn a librarian into a squirter.

"Yeah, I went home with Garnett last night. Y'know, it's never happened before but I went off like a fire hose! 14 hit combo!"

by el ucraniano loco February 8, 2010

fartive glance

That sneaky look over your shoulder to see if anyone just heard (or smelled) your fart.

Having eaten too many beans for breakfast, Michael let out squeaky fart just before the opening hymn at church. A fartive glance at the old lady behind him indicated that she had heard and smelled his squeaker, and she was not impressed.

by RedSonya March 24, 2009

Marc garneau

Possibly the most retarded school in the tdsb. Smells like shit, the washrooms r filled with unflushed shit, generally speaking the school is shit. Half the kids there don’t even go to school for the purpose of school they just go there to smoke in the field the entire day and wear fake Gucci to try and flex on absolutely no one because they don’t understand that no one gives a shit. It’s rlly funny acc.

“Bro wsup”
“Yo what school u at next year”
“The one that smells like weed and shit”
“Which one”
“Marc garneau”
“Oh fuck miss me with that”

by Palacethrasher October 22, 2018

Garner

Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.

Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!

by squadonfleek January 1, 2015