Black Glad

So happy, regardless of race, you start speaking in ebonics.

I'm black glad, shiiiiaatt. Wat's up gurrrll?

by Me.see May 28, 2018

glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.

"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-

by defined-ignition April 7, 2022

Glad to meet you!

Glad to meet you!

Glad to meet you!

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Gladness

The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.

Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.

by *prrr* July 8, 2020

glad-handout

Where someone eagerly/effusively greets you in a super-jovial "hearty handshake" manner merely to hopefully put you more in the mood to give him a loan or ride or other gratuity that he doesn't deserve and probably will not be able/willing to pay you back for.

In one of the classic Burns & Allen shows, Gracie laughingly reads over some old love-letters from George, which are in poetry-form and are invariably glad-handouts, as in, "I love you lots, I love you plenty; I love you true, send me twenty!"

by QuacksO August 2, 2019

Glad

Inhalants; paint thinner, glue, aerosols, nitrates, gas, etc. Used to get high, typically abused by children.

"Oy Suz, we finkin of gettin' some glad and pounding beyind ol' crusty's bahnyard?"

"Who you fink I'yam William? Not half the 'ore yur mother was."

by marginalizedmelon July 5, 2021

glad dad

An older man who expects he will soon have intercourse.

Check out glad dad over there; he thinks he's getting a blow job during the drive home.

by papa k dub February 20, 2009