My giraffe

A greeting used by youths in the North of England when speaking to their friends. Commonly shortened to 'my G' for brevity.

'What's up my giraffe?'

by ur_mum_clobber_69 November 7, 2021

Giraffe

The South African stretchy horse

Want to go see the giraffe at the zoo

by VeggieHunter June 7, 2018

To hide a giraffe

It is a term to use when some fact, incident, event, notion or idea is too obvious that people fail to hide no matter how hard they try.

Your attitude proves how to hide a giraffe. Everyone knows out there what your matter is.

by Reem Khan September 9, 2011

drinking giraffe

Term for the position of a man urinating into a toilet while having an erection. To make his penis point downward, a man has to spread his legs apart and lean forward, mimicking the way a giraffe spreads its front legs and leans its neck down to drink water.

"I had an erection when I woke up, so I had to do the drinking giraffe to pee."

by Ultrafuzz November 21, 2009

petting a giraffe

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006

Giraffe

When a girl is getting fucked from behind doggy style and sucking another guys dick. The front guy has a girl in his shoulders who he is eating out. The girl being eaten out is sucking the dick of a man on a ladder who's dick acts like the leaves of a tree. The shape of all the people looks like a giraffe

Noah: did you hear about the giraffe party

Thomas: oh yeah I'm gonna be the tree
Noah: I'm gonna be the neck

Thomas': ah man that's the best part

by Sexy nuts May 17, 2016

Rowdy Giraffe

A sexual act in which a male penetrates an extremely large female from behind. To complete the act, he must lift his legs off the ground, using only the giraffe-sized female's body to support his weight. This will cause the female to become very rowdy, and likely will cause her to start running.

To qualify as a giraffe, the female must be at least 5 ft 10 in tall and taller than the man. The only exception is if the man is a midget. If he is a midget, she must only be 1 ft taller than him regardless of his height.

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home unless under the supervision of trained professionals such as Gary Coleman (ouch).

The song "Fifteen" is actually about an occasion during Taylor Swift's freshman year in high school in which she was "tamed" with the Rowdy Giraffe maneuver after a boy said he loved her and that it wouldn't hurt.

by Two Eskimo Brothers August 13, 2010