gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification

Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

by kim November 17, 2006

Gerbil Hockey

The sport of hockey, played with using a Gerbil as a hockey puck.

Also has similar meaning to the word Horseplay.

Me and Bill played Gerbil Hockey last night, it was so much fun until Tom hit the Gerbil too hard and it splattered all over my new pants.

Cut out the Gerbil Hockey, kids, there's no room for screwing around in Wood shop.

With all the loud music and gerbil hockey next door, I can't get to sleep!

by Liquid Pie October 11, 2008

Gerbil Emporium

The Gerbil Emporium is a place where people can go and Retwetweg the night away.

Its usually situated just off the M52 in England. You can find it by the glowing teal eyes in the moonlight and the dancing virgins around fire places.

Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!! You too can now own your very own piece of Gerbil by visiting the Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!!

by Bill Cosby August 4, 2004

gerbil tits

refers to the appearance of some skin rashes, from contact dermititis to heat rash, even poison ivy.

i wore these work gloves all day, now i got these crazy little gerbil tits on my hands!

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

gerbil cemetery

1. The colon of a man whore. 2. Any area where large groups of gay men live and play.

1. Perez Hilton sits on a gerbil cemetery.

2. San Francisco, CA

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

Gerbil stain

When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.

Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers

by Gerbilicous6969 May 13, 2018

Gerbil Turds

Chocolate Covered Raisins, movie snack bar staples, not to be confused with squirrel turds

Dude, bring me back some Gerbil Turds
and a trash can of Orvilles

by [Wuffageeter] May 25, 2007