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Genshin Impact 

A game in which you try to collect hot babes but instead get cute lolis. Also there are handsome men but you probably wont get them without spending about 100 dollars. Well i mean free to play is viable, some people even say "Free2Play luck" after getting 9 five stars in one ten pull.
"Hey do you play Genshin Impact?"
"Why? Is it because im the most in-debt person ever?"
Genshin Impact by Signori January 12, 2022
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Genshin Impact 

Any living organism that downloaded this game, their father had left.
yayyy genshin impact is downloaded......wait where did dad go

Genshin Impact 

{SPOILERS}The murder of One British Noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese
Man A - "what was Genshin's impact?"

Man B - "The murder of one british noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese"z
Man A - That is,,,,genshin impact

Genshin Impact 

when Jeremy plays genshin impact, he doesn't
Genshin Impact by notlettuce June 5, 2022

Genshin Impact 

A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters
Oh you play Genshin Impact? Kill yourself loser

Genshin Impact 

A Shit game that will endeavor your soul and money.
It will make you horny and even question yourself at a point.

"Don't play the life-sucking game ", - A Wise Whale.
*installing genshin impact ,but No GenshOUT*
*intensifying sound of another -500$*
Genshin Impact by Wise Whale September 28, 2022

Genshin Impact 

The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!

Gia: What’s wrong?

Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!

Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
Genshin Impact by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023