Genetic Fart Disease

A fictional illness, often used as an excuse for excessive and putrid farting.

"Konstantinos can't help burning your nostrils with his putrid farts, it's not his fault - he has Genetic Fart Disease!"

by stanley124 September 20, 2019

Genetic Prison

When your failures in life are attributed to something other than your bad decisions/choices.
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)

Person 1: ... but how come you never dated
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison

by Scythian_Albanian August 6, 2020

Genetic pain

/n/: An unusual and rare malady that can strike spare heirs of British Royalty causing them to toss their toys out of the pram and play victim whilst completely being ungrateful for an extremely privileged upbringing.

Usage: Prince Harry claims genetic pain as his reason for breaking away from The Royal Family.

by SorileaJarra May 13, 2021

genetic speedballing

The concoction of DNA that results in superior intelligence with a lack of common sense.

The guy who runs the ElectroBOOM YouTube channel is clearly a result of genetic speedballing.

by tester010 December 17, 2022

genetic casserole

n., An individual with a complex but legitimate ancestry, i.e. more than two different races involved. However, the races in a genetic casserole do not count if they constitute less than 1/8th of the racial make up.

I don't know what the fuck happened on his mom's side of the family. When we took the AP test, he checked every box but "hispanic". That dude's a fucking genetic casserole.

by BeAu Plasky December 16, 2008

genetic lottery winner

Someone who has features that most may want or desire. Like a girl with a nice face, green or blue eyes a good height that they are not too short for people or too tall and intimidating to people. may retain their figure easier than others and keep their appearance longer than most.

Wow! after high school the prom queen really beefed up, but look at the class dork she is a genetic lottery winner.

by thatstu8ffdefined September 20, 2017

Genetic Makeup

ejaculating on a sexual partner's facial region.

I gave this chick some genetic makeup after some great head.
I asked this girl if she wanted some of my genetic makeup.

by Thomas D. January 22, 2008