gelatt

the best a man can get, while getting the reach-around from a spider monkey.

In the African jungle, the men of the Dsana tribe receive the gelatt on the night they become women.

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Geloto

He man you want to try some of my freshly mad geloto?

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a person, place, or thing (noun....) that means that the object is a waste of space with a gelatinous structure/ texture.(aka...there fat.)

Youre not even worth my time you gelatinous waste of space!( Jimmy Neutron )

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A medicine that helps to get your blood circulating used for older people like Brett Favre.

Grandpa Brett Favre is so slow on the field that he needed his geratol, so he could actually move.

Geratol by ScottDB December 15, 2010

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When a fat man inserts his penis into a folded group of his own belly-fat, usually to achieve orgasm.

A.K.A. Gel-Mas

He's so sweaty and tired because he just performed some gelatinous masturbation.

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1: A big thing of a jelly-like substance.
2: A really fat person or thing.

1: Silly putty
2: "Hey Greg, look at that gelatinous blob! He's really fat!"

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A person who enjoys having sex with various jello products including jello, pudding, and especially pudding pops.

From the contents of her shopping cart, it appeared she might be gelatosexual.

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