a word that denotes the actions or personality of one who in fact may not be gay, or retarded, but do or say things that suggest that they may be both. not gay in there sexual preference, or retarded concerning there mental capacities, but gay and retarded in the same way that david spade movies, or montel williams episodes are. gaytarded may be used to denote an object or an idea rather than an individual. the word gaytard may be used to denote one, who in fact, is gaytarded.

fred:bro, i rode my bike too much last weekend and my gooch got all chaffed up!

ted:oh damn dude, i hate that, chaffage is freakin gaytarded!

gaytarded by beaujangles999 February 28, 2010

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Gaytarian

1. A cannibal who only eats people of the homosexual inclination.

2. A homosexual vegetarian.

Alex, you're such a Gaytarian.

Gaytarianism is not to be tested by the pre, post, or natal woman.

Gaytarian by Pizza Ghost May 31, 2009

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gabtard

She's a strong-willed, beautiful young girl with a powerful RBF.........buuuuuuut there is one tiny flaw, she lacks the human privilege of thinking. Don't get me wrong she's book smart, but she's completely oblivious to everything around her. Gabtard is not only a person but also a word used to describe any idiot in your life or anyone with qualities and/or characteristics of a retard.

Gabtard is being gabtarded today.
That gabtarded pigeon keeps flying into the window.

gabtard by none of your business24 February 8, 2019

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