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when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.
Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!
by truewilson45 October 17, 2025
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Gastric Bypass

When 2 men go butthole to butthole and one farts into the other person's butthole.
"Holy shit dude did you hear Derek and Jimmy did the Gastric Bypass?"
by Jimmybobjoe69 November 10, 2025
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gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.
John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!
by QuacksO November 11, 2025
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Saint Gastric's Day

March 18th. The Day After. Especially on college campuses.
Frank asked his prof to bump his midterm back to "man, just any day but Saint Gastric's Day."
by stanleykowalski March 18, 2013
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porter gasting

The act of leaving something in the same place without thinking twice about moving it or doing something about it.
Why does she leave those christmas stickers up after christmas, but puts away everything else? Looks like she has a small habit of porter gasting.
by themanme December 17, 2013
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kye elijah gastinell

MY MF MAN. -ZOEI
I LOVE KYE ELIJAH GASTINELL.
by kyegetsmewetter April 3, 2024
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Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.
“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”
by AR7AS January 5, 2023
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