Pulp Friction

An act usually following the Florida feedbag in which penetration is achieved despite the viscous presence of regurgitated orange juice.

I knew I'd be chafed walking around the theme parks the next day, but I had to get my "Pulp Friction" on that night.

by JessviaLeaviaZac December 10, 2006

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can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

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improper fraction

A woman who has big breasts and no ass. A woman who is large at the top and small at the bottom.

"You have 36DDs and you wear a size 4 with no ass. You are an improper fraction"

by TUNE15 September 13, 2006

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friction fuck

when u rub another persons crotch while the person getting rubbed still has pants on.

my girlfriend wouldnt let me stick my hand down her pants so i friction fucked her.

by jellis25 February 22, 2009

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When you press the keys Function and space at the same time so that they computer changes resolution and thus changes the icon arrangement on their desktop. Then the person that was just function spaced has to go and change back all of the icons on his desktop and it is a hassle.

Tanner was just sitting with his computer not paying attention so i walked over to him a function spaced him.
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"

by Patrick Sny January 15, 2008

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