fur baby

noun - A term that childless couples use to describe their pet(s). Also known as a "pet child."

I got the best birthday present for my fur baby, Mittens - a diamond-studded collar!

by Goolia January 11, 2008

fur fairy

invisible playmate for kittens and adult cats. Not yet scientifically proven, this adoption of an invisible being provides the best plausible explanation after centuries of careful observations of unassisted feline playful behaivor.

While we were both resting on the couch, Tiger suddenly dashed off my lap in pursuit of something, pounced, rolled, jumped, then intently stared near my feet. I couldn't see what he was playing with so it had to be another invisible fur fairy.

by philene September 22, 2007

fur trader

A mildly derogatory name for a lesbian. These woman are usually easy to spot in a crowd.

I can't even talk to the tail at work because this fur trader keeps cock blocking me.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

fur mom

A person who believes their dog barks sparkles and poops rainbows and can't do a thing wrong.

That dog is so out of control, and it's fur mom doesn't see anything wrong with it.

by Pseudonymony July 27, 2017

Fur Pants

When a man has so much hair on his legs and ass that he feels and looks like he's wearing pants made of fur.

Did you see how hairy that guy was? He totally had fur pants.

by heather...p July 6, 2010

fur traders

Two lesbians in a canoe.

While out kayaking on the Columbia, I saw some fur traders tip over and lose all their beaver traps.

by cabin boy December 27, 2009

fur-necki

People with alot of hair on the back of their necks.

See all that hair on the back of that guy's neck, that is what we call a fur-necki.

by Jaux T. Pose' November 9, 2006