Fuhstache

Sporting an exceptionally obnoxious mustasche. Said mustasche can, however, reach a level that is so obnoxious that it becomes ultra cool.

If you let that squirrel on your lip get any longer, you're gonna have a total fuhstache!

by Shaund June 15, 2008

Funstipation

1. When an individual or group try as hard as possible to have fun, but inevitably fails.

2. When you want to have fun, but it's just not coming out. Kinda like poop.

Due to the major funstipation we were experiencing, we ended up at Denny's because that's all our crappy city has to offer.

Man, I'm so funstipated. It sucks.

by Titty McGarglenuts October 7, 2009

Finstallectual

Someone who falsely believes that their amount of social media followers somehow reflects their intellect.

Person 1: Your opinion is stupid
Person 2: Well I have a few facts to back myself up

Person 1: A lot of people follow and like my content so I don't really care what you have to say.

Person 2: This is how finstallectuals think...

by strigiformed July 27, 2020

Update my finsta

A group of 20 something year old idiots who use this phrase to say they are going number 2 .

"Aww man that taco bell went right through me, I gotta go update my finsta!"

by Updatefinsta August 24, 2019

funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

by Jess October 20, 2003

Fanstasmabulosophique

Fantastic + Masturbate + Philosophy

Originated from the french words:

Fantastique + Masturber + Philosophique

Design a very good feeling that excite you and also makes you think afterward

This was "Fanstasmabulosophique"!! (after assisting to a motivation speech).

This person blows my mind, she is "Fanstasmabulosophique".

French: Cette soirée était géniale! "Fanstasmabulosophique"!!!

by P-M.B October 18, 2010

funtastic

when something is both fun and fantastic it is funtastic

bill: i just had sex
james: that sounds funtastic
bill: you bet it was!

by iDayZdx December 30, 2011