A funnel similar to that used in the automotive industry which is placed inside the anus to assist in the intake of larger quantities of powdered drugs.....at a Disco Biscuit concert.
by highass March 20, 2010
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I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.
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A medical condition characterized by crossed eyes, nausea, uncontrollable growth of ass-hair, and in severe cases, projectile vomiting, uncontrolled diarrhea and a persistent vegetative state. It is caused by overexposure to the Blue Funnel video.
It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.
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It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.
The condition is preventable and can be cured with massive doses of good porn with actual hot chicks who know how to give a blowjob.
Private: "Sarge! Jones is shitting and puking all over himself in his bunk!!!!"
Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"
Private: "Should I call the medics?"
Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."
Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"
Private: "Should I call the medics?"
Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."
by TehMaestro February 9, 2008
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Broo who finnesed my milk!
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Aye Billy said he wana finnese yo booty hole!
Broo who finnesed my milk!
Thats why I finnesed yo slug eairlier
by BigDaddyIrby November 27, 2013
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Wazula: I think it was just a fun ride.
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by Ace8904 January 30, 2008
Get the more funner mug.An aquatic maneuver in which, whilst swimming under water, the swimmer pulls down their bathing suit and then surfaces only their bare ass (like a dolphin surfacing its dorsal fin) to unsuspecting fellow swimmers and beach-goers. The white-finned dolphin is ideally executed by one with the palest of asses.
by biffrichards July 6, 2006
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When you pull down your pants and spray hot liquid crap all over one of your friends.
When you pull down your pants and spray hot liquid crap all over one of your friends.
After eating a large cheese-steak and cheese fries, Brian pushed too hard and funnel squirted in his pants.
I can't believe Tony funnel squirted all over Brian and ruined his new sweatpants and sandals.
I can't believe Tony funnel squirted all over Brian and ruined his new sweatpants and sandals.
by mpod September 7, 2006
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