fuckoid

alternative for fucker but sounds soooo much better when insulting said fuckoid.

Spanky you are the biggest fuckoid in the world

by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

Fucko

When a person makes a mistake, does or says something something stupid, or does not know what they are talking about. Normally used in sarcastic context.

Good job FUCKO, you didn't stop and ask for directions now were lost!

by Andre Amilliou August 2, 2008

fuckoff

1.)go away
2.)to beat your meat
3.)an longhaired RA named Trey

Dude, Trey is a cockmunch and a fuckoff

by jack September 29, 2004

fuckoclock

Time to fuck!

Guy: Guess what time it is?
Girl: uhh 630 in the morning?
Guy: nah! its fuckoclock!

by Ballzto tthe walz November 20, 2010

fuckocrite

1.It means fucking hypocrite.
2.What all parents and teachers are.

1.Stop being such a fuckocrite.
2.When my dad says follow the golden rule it just proves to me that he's a fuckocrite.

by Devil Kisses April 17, 2009

Fuckowie

Imaginary Indian tribe of which one becomes an honorary member when they don't give a fuck about anything anymore

Gawd, John has become such a Fuckowie since fucking himself up in the auto accident

by Roland819 November 23, 2006