fudge me with a rake

a phrase of distress when you get hurt or frustrated.

*stubs toe* "owwww, fudge me with a rake"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

Fudge bean

n.
A kind, typically small individual who is able to sweeten people's days by simply being around them, either through their sheer cuteness or their ability to bake a delicious treat.

n.
I was walking home yesterday when I saw a girl drop her icing container. When I picked it up and gave it back to her, I noticed she was a fudge bean.

by Igris May 30, 2020

Muddy Fudge Slide

When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.

I was doing Mrs Oakley up the arse and I left her with a Muddy Fudge Slide.

by Mr Oakley December 8, 2017

fudge missile

A thick powerfull log of fecal matter forcefully ejected by the bowels often fueled by anal vapors. Violent peristalsis.

His fudge missile tore a hole through his imperferated sphincter.

by Mudcunt September 28, 2006

fudge pack

to have anal intercourse; compacting the feces in the intestines by means of the male genitals during anal sex

I wanna fudge-pack you, Bitch!

by King Shit January 18, 2003

fudge nudger

someone who takes it up the bum eg. hetrosexual couples

your sucha fudge nudger
a fudge nudger

by Nat Cock June 27, 2007

fudgepacking

Verb.
To have anal sex. Usually used when referring to gay males. This term is from one male packing (with his penis) the other male's fudge (fecal matter) up his anus.

"So, son... When you say you like to fudgepack... Does that mean you want to go into the ice cream business?"

by Mandy February 15, 2003