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front-buckled

Adjective - To be incapacitated to an extent of being more than just "buckled", usually due to intoxication from alcohol, possibly in combination with the use of mind altering drugs. Often implying a propensity to lean heavily forward when standing is attempted.
"mate I've been here sinking piss all day; now I'm buckled, front-buckled"
by Veggie-Cooker November 1, 2018
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front junk

the percussion contraption worn on the front of the body by blue grass or classic jazz washboard players, esp when the washboard is adorned in haphazard way with wood blocks, scrap metal, bells, etc.
I think Lem's brought his front junk, if you guys need some rhythm for your set tonight.
by Erwin G December 13, 2010
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front bum

Front bum can refer to a pussy, or a big, nasty fat person's lap that looks like they have a butt upfront.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
Did you see her front bum?
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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front butt

(noun) An enormous, fatty enlargment of the abdomen, genital, and thigh region that morphs together to create the appearance of a bulbous ass on a persons front.

Male sufferers of front butt syndrome often have dickdo disease, while female sufferers can be known to have a condition called a gunt.
I saw a woman with a bad case of front butt, it looked as though she had stuffed a pillow down the front of her pants.
by R February 14, 2005
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front hole

A rather harsh-sounding but anatomically accurate term for the female sex organ.
"Want to save the environment? Then don't fuck in the front hole."

“A woman who already recycles at her optimum will still increase her carbon footprint forty times by having two children.” (cited from a study at Oregon State)

"Abortion is green."

- all quotes by Doug Stanhope
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 24, 2010
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Front-End Alignment

When a woman's boobs aren't aligning in her bra properly so she has to adjust them.
"This bra is fitting me weird...FRONT-END ALIGNMENT!!!"
by Strabismus April 13, 2010
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front street

Last call for morals, better cover your drink
(On Front Street, yeah) Sodom and Gomorrah'd, let it go down the sink
(On Front Street, yeah) Last call for morals, better cover your drink
(On Front Street, yeah) Sodom and Gomorrah'd, let it go down the sink
Last call for morals, better cover your drink
Sodom and Gomorrah'd, let it go down the sink
Last call for morals, better cover your drink
Good times on Front Street!
by Alexthundead July 28, 2022
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