waffle fries 

A mound of unusual looking potatoes that are never salted enough that we love to chew on and tell Chik-Ployees to give us for free around the texarkana area, sometimes demanded with a chicken sandwich.

Give me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries... for FREE! NOW!!! Stop looking at the floor and get me my sammich!!!

waffle fries by DJ Static November 28, 2007

Freedom Fries

What you call French fries when you want to be really patriotic (read: moronic).

I love Freedom Fries and God bless America!!

Freedom Fries by ~souba~ December 28, 2005

chicken fries

The greatest invention known to man besides Bill Gates. Its conveinient sauce holder is the second greatest invention known to man. They are finger lickin' good.

Arab guy in Burger King: I want a refund for these chicken fries!

Cashier: Why sir?

Arab guy in Burger King: They as hard as baseball bat.

chicken fries by Jesus Chaves June 30, 2006

ass fries 

The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.

Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.

ass fries by Pac_Eddy May 1, 2009

Mike Fries 

Literally my fucking savior

Hey dude did you see Mike Fries on VATSIM?

Yeah man. He's so fucking cute.

Mike Fries by nexusaviation June 13, 2019

freedom fries

A ludicrous connation made by the corporate fascist ass-hole Bush (who got into office by suspicious cough* illegal*cough means) to instill more nationalism and show resentment against the French because they, like MOST of the world, did not support an imperialistic, unjustified war where NO WMDs were found.

Bush: I reckon I'm a-gonna name these here fries *Freedom Fries* cause I sure don't like them French...just cause they don't want to go to war! Damnit, I want this war! I know damn well there ain't no WMDs in Iraq, but hell, I sure like me a game of cowboys and Indians (actually Arabs) and my whole presidency is a warped parody of Walker, Texas ranger...or should I say *dumbass*.

freedom fries by RandomPerson May 25, 2003

a few french fries short of a happy meal

Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.

I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!

a few french fries short of a happy meal by Junipersmile April 8, 2007