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flea flicker

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.

someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by
Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers

If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.
by ayyfron August 5, 2010
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fricken

Used as a more socially acceptable word in place of the word fucking as a way to:
1. Express intensity or
2. Used by some individuals out of habit.
1. "The bus was fricken crowded!"
2. "You should use an aerator. It's this machine that looks like a fricken lawn mower."
by Gerry H September 4, 2006
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ficker

N. The German translation for "Fucker". See "Fick".
"You're such a dam ficker, why don't you go fick a cow!!!!!!
by Neuschwansteinfreak May 15, 2005
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flicker-dicker

A device used for remote operation of television set. It is more commonly known as a remote control.
Kyle: Matt, could you please pass the flicker-dicker? I hate this show.

Matt: Sure.
by MarySueTwo June 29, 2008
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frisker

noun: 1. people stationed at the exit of a store to check you merchandise and receipt, to ensure that you have not shoplifted anything that the plain-clothed security personnel, ubiquitous cameras and hidden tag scanners did not detect

2. people employed by a store to treat you like a criminal, immediately after you just spent money in that store

Note: the greetard is sometimes tasked with double duty, as a frisker (see greetard),
Friskers are most usually found in Wal-Mart, Best Buy and Costco, although they are by no means limited to these establishments.
Friskers will almost always lie about the reason, when asked why they are checking your bag (ironic, since they are there to ensure honesty from the customer, but these store representatives are not bound by any code of honesty themselves).
"Phillip, let's go to Circuit City instead. The price is the same, and we won't be treated like criminals by the friskers when we leave the store."
by shankus December 1, 2004
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Clit-flicker

Supernatural bodice-rippers. A fantasy novel aimed at women that features a plot that has more sex scenes than plot develpement, action, ect. Basically a book designed to be held with one hand while the viewer is busy pleasuring herself along with the heroine with the other hand. The text version of a really graphic porno for women. Usually listed under "Paranormal" or "Dark Fantasy" in book stores. If you're not sure you're reading a clit-flicker, look for the obvious signs: supernatural female hero, usually a vampire or half-vampire. Male interest who's described as having the perfect body, and usually a rogue, or character who's not a fully evil character.
Laurell K. Hamilton novels these days are pretty embarrassing to read in public settings. Each one is nothing more than a clit-flicker.
by Rhio2k March 12, 2009
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