fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil

Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 14, 2010

shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.

I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.

by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010

Fossil

A word sometimes used to describe a senior citizen or can be used instead of boomer. ie.ok fossil

Ok fossil

by I has beeffs December 10, 2019

Fossil Whore

Someone, particularly a female, who dates or fucks really old people.

I walked in on my dad fucking my wife. What a fossil whore.

by Rozz May 25, 2018

Fossilized racism

Generational racism found in the middle aged and elderly. They are honoring hate their parents gave them. Like any fossil, they try to hide - only to show up in weird places.

Angela was horrified to realized her father’s fossilized racism.

by Angiece June 23, 2020

Fossil strip

To be a fat fossil/ weirdo.

Your a fossil strip.

by Fossil48 November 7, 2017

Fossil phone

When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001

Your shitty fossil phone barely works

by Blackshadow105 October 14, 2016