Fortey

40 ounce of beer

Yo let me get sum of dat Fortey HOMEY!!!!

by HUDDOG69 December 28, 2002

forked river

a piney-ass town in the jersey shore,over populated by surfers,mexicans,and jersey shore scuzz.

Michele just came from forked river.

by acidqueen October 14, 2008

Forked The Lawn

Doing something really stupid and pointless that some morons think is really fucking funny

"Putting forks on the lawn of the school for our senior prank was really a grwat move moron. You really forked the lawn on this one."

by Ya Dude 2010 May 14, 2010

forkening

To fork somebody is when you fuck somebody with a pitch fork. It is often something that dirty farmers and country folk indulge in. When forkening skinny bitches an ordinary kitchen fork may be used.

I gave your mam the best damn forkening she'd ever had. I forkened her in every hole till she bled all over your bedroom floor.

by farmer joe May 5, 2008

Donkey Forker

Donkey Forker is a Phrase that is used when your makeing fun of someone, meaning that they fork donkeys... Forker meaning Fucker, and Donkey meaning A Live Donkey.

"I only work with my monkeys"(scientist)

"Oh really my friend here works with donkeys, he’s a donkey forker, you both should go on a double date with your animals"(bob)

"Shut up"(Steve)

by Cargen August 15, 2006

fonkey

Fucking Donkey. Worse than a regular donkey, especially in something like poker.

I was 3 outed by the fonkey in seat 2, who somehow thought J3 was good enough to risk his stack with.

by Badhairdos July 13, 2009

Forkeh

Aussie slut. deep voice. possibly from deepthroat? who knows... likes to stuff Kiwi's up his bum-bum, and throw shrimp dildos on the barby. possibly the gayest muddafucka on earth, next to Jmechys brother of course

*** FoRky|sleep is now known as Forkeh
<Rebel> OMG!!! ITS TEH FAGGOT FORKEH!!! COVER YOUR ASSES AND RUN!!!!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003