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Donkey Footed

Fuck a girl from behind pull out and kick that bitch straight in pussy my niggas. thus making a clapping sound when foot and front part of the ankle come in contact with the pussy/butthole giving you dolby surround sound like claps
Dave: A Bill I donkey punched my first girl lastnight, what ya think about that?!

Bill: Bitch that ain't shit. I kicked the fuck out this bitch pussy lastnight its called getting donkey Footed . Gimmie a call and ill preform one on your mother.
by Ricochet Rob July 10, 2010
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Fooled by an Asian

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.
Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.
by K-Noodle December 28, 2007
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forked

The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.
God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back.
by Stevie Billy T December 29, 2007
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Fooled at First Sight

When you think a girl is really hot initially, but then you see other pictures of her that aren't as flattering. Your opinion of this girl deteriorates and you sometimes even question her beauty.

Also can be referred to as Fooled at First Boner.
"I used to think this girl was very hot, but after seeing unflattering Instagram pictures of her, I no longer think much of her in the looks department."

"Seems like you were fooled at first sight."
by Frozone1996 May 18, 2013
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Fonked

The action of destroying someone in something:it is also a substitute for fuck or fucked so your Karen mom doesn’t yell at u
Jason:*beats the actual shit out of Jacob in a duel for who gets the last nugget*

Jacob:”oh shit bro

Jason:you just got fonked
by Slutty ducc August 5, 2020
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fooker'd

when you get finger'd and fucked at the same time
you're going to get fooker'd bitch. I heard genna got fooker'd last night
by T0rnad0wiper October 31, 2020
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Forked River

Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?

*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
"What's wrong?"

"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021
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