fobbits

Human being who need a lot of help and the only way they think they can accomplish it is by asking. They have no shame in seeming like idiots simply because they are too ignorant to see it. This term degrades those who do not know much and is pretty rude.

The fobbits ruined my dinner.

by Darkwithdesire April 30, 2006

fobbit

Somebody who lives on Facebook, a Facebook hobbit, thus fobbit. Every pejorative form of the traditional use of fobbit is implied.

Selfies. All that thot does is selfies on facebook. She claims they are "cute", but wtf is "cute" about hanging your tits out in a sexually suggestive "selfie" or your sweater udders?! That bitch a fobbit.

by subsidence June 17, 2018

Fobbing

the act of simultaneous penetration of a third person (male or female)by two others.

Nigel casually remarked to steve as they were fobbing.'damn my ends tight, hows yours?' steve replied, 'sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch' as they 'spit roasted' big lucy between them.

by Chin Riley July 20, 2007

Forbing

The act of only being able to communicate using a power point presentation.

Phil: Hey Brad, this is Kenny.
Brad: Hey Kenny! how you doing?

silence....

Brad (to Phil): Dude, why's he not talking?
Phil: Oh don't worry, should have said, he's Forbing, he can only talk if he's reading it off power point.

by LFTW November 5, 2009

Fibbin

(v.) shoving your fingers into a females rectal cavity during sex

I was fibbin Jenny last night when I had her bent over the fish tank.

by Randle Skimskims March 15, 2011

foBBIT llee

one who swears excessively

dude that guy over there's a fuckin fobbit llee

by chillinazndragon February 26, 2003

fobbit

A fobbit is essentially a fabulous hobbit.In other words a hobbit that is so laddleit can only be acurately described as a fobbit.

Crouching fobbit; hidden weinus is a powerful and deadly kung-fu style.

by ill jesus March 30, 2005