Flander Effect

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.

Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.

by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019

flekander

Loves sharing drinks, smells like meat and works hard.

Flekander smelt so tastey tonight.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

flandercoup

Butthead

Tim is such a flandercoup

by Mac8299 January 12, 2021

Flanderism

Religion that prohibits shaving of facial hair that pays respects to the Flander god accepting of all sexuality's and genders.

Rules
1. Don't kill
2. Don't shave

3. like good people
4. Love flander

I love Flanderism he's my god.

by Flanderism August 19, 2021

Flander Whore

a Man who wishes they were promiscuous, but his penis is too shriveled up to be.

He bragged about having sex with the whole block but he was such a flander whore!

by Literature Sage October 17, 2021

felixanderr

felixanderr is a very cool not severely depressed person! has alot of friends! isnt sad 24/7!

felixanderr: hey im felixanderr
person: who tf are you

by totallynotfelixanderr October 19, 2021

flygande pingvin

When that hot penguin is flying around.

-Oh, stop it. I give you money when penguins fly!!!
-Look over there, flygande pingvin
-🐧🐧🐧🐧🐥🐥🐥

by yoboytorkadmango November 22, 2021