Flumer

someone who flooms

"Did yo uhear about that ross kid?"
"yeah"
"i heard hes a real flumer"

by Bitchlettuce March 8, 2021

Flumberdale

To be flumberdaled is to be so stonned you don't even realize you're saying flumberdaled

Bro I'm flumberdaled

by Crampton November 24, 2021

flumberbuff

An insult for when a friend promises to be somewhere and are late, but they are to nice to insult them directly.

Person 1: Eli is such a fucking flumberbuff

Person 2: I'm sure he will be here in a minute

by TertiaryError January 29, 2022

flumberdunk

The act of buttering toast in an unfriendly manner; violent, abuse. ect

What? I can't believe you just flumberdunked in front of my brother!

by pussyccuntfart May 26, 2022

flumberzonked

To be flabbergasted and zonked at the same time. Basically meaning to be confused while high

Yo Brodie this reg got me feeling flumberzonked

by Squigger August 18, 2022

Flumbergrumbled

The state of being shocked, dazed, baffled, or otherwise startled by an idea, revelation, or concept.

"That twist at the end of the episode had me flumbergrumbled, bro. My heart's still pounding!"

by CraigM370 September 20, 2022

Flumper

A lazy, middle aged, married woman who's lost all interest in her chosen role in life. Generally, souless, selfish, always with flapjack or Orangutan titties...also said to have a head shaped like a shank portion ham. Infrequent showering, missing front teeth, Stringy toes , floppy loosness around her body are some tell tale signs that you may have got you a flumper as a wife. Beware and prepare! Your Flumper could be on the verge of going apeshit and fuck up your enire life and family.

Would you please get the fuck up ,ya fuckin fumper, and throw all these piss diapers away? Goddam it! Goddam it!

Go ahead Flumper...put these novelty deer antlers and see if there are hunters in the meadow.

After the. Plan crashed, the only thing that keep me alive that night was the warmth from the inside of my poor departed Flumper. She was bug enough to save me and her sister.

by D.J. ChimChimBalls April 12, 2023