A drawn out series of runny, nasty, liquidy bowel movements, usually composed more of stomach bile than fecal matter, and most often quite messy and splattery.
I had dinner at a hole in the wall Mexican place last night and the butt faucet has been running ever since.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Get the Butt Faucet mug.An alternative way of swearing that also pays tribute to 1950s bombshell actress Diana Dors, who's original last name was Fluck. The word is always capitalized when written to signify this.
"You've gotta be Flucking kidding me, man"
"I'm all out of Flucks to Give about this"
"Fluckin' A!"
"Who gives a Fluck?"
"There will be zero Flucks given about that, bro"
"I'm all out of Flucks to Give about this"
"Fluckin' A!"
"Who gives a Fluck?"
"There will be zero Flucks given about that, bro"
by 50sManOutofTime February 1, 2020
Get the Fluck mug.Origin: The ancient Russian word "fluck" originated in the early 420's AD, during the Phillepe Dynasty. The duck was considered an extremely holy life form at this time, and due to the great amount of respect for these holy creatures, King Phillepe began to obsessively breed these animals inside of his enormous Russian compound. He began to notice a strange breeding pattern in which he later noted as "flucking", the extremely rare event in nature where a flock of wild ducks fuck together in an open area.
(v.) Flucking - When a flock of wild ducks fuck.
(n.) Fluck - The sight of flucking.
(v.) Flucked - When you are forced(raped) into a fluck by a duck or a flock of ducks.
(n.) Flucker - A living thing other than a duck(usually a human) that participates in flucks willingly.
(v.) Flucking - When a flock of wild ducks fuck.
(n.) Fluck - The sight of flucking.
(v.) Flucked - When you are forced(raped) into a fluck by a duck or a flock of ducks.
(n.) Flucker - A living thing other than a duck(usually a human) that participates in flucks willingly.
"Whoaaa braaahh did you see all of that flucking going on at the pond earlier?"
"Fuck. That fucking flock of flucking ducks needs to fucking fly the fuck away and find another fucking place to fluck with other flocks of flucking ducks. Fluck me I hate flucks. Those fluckers."
"I was flucked yesterday... still picking feathers out of my ass."
"Fuck. That fucking flock of flucking ducks needs to fucking fly the fuck away and find another fucking place to fluck with other flocks of flucking ducks. Fluck me I hate flucks. Those fluckers."
"I was flucked yesterday... still picking feathers out of my ass."
by ZebraSeal May 15, 2014
Get the Fluck mug.(1) Generalized term for a middle aged douchebag residing in the pacific northwest. Hobbies include working as an IT peeon, posting audio clips of failed American Idol demo tapes on the internet and generally living up to the acne ridden WoW playing virgin stereotype which is the IT "professional".
(2) Term used by aforementioned individual in a sad attempt to appear "edgy" or "hard" during failed attempts at the human mating ritual.
(3) 16th Century Scottish term for violent bloody diarrhea.
(2) Term used by aforementioned individual in a sad attempt to appear "edgy" or "hard" during failed attempts at the human mating ritual.
(3) 16th Century Scottish term for violent bloody diarrhea.
(1) That guy who couldn't fix my printer problems was a real profanity facuet
(2) Hey baby, you must have some plumber crack cuz' this profanity faucet is bro-o-ken
(3) I had a touch o' the ol' profanity faucet last night mate, musta been that there chicken yous wife neer' cooked right
(2) Hey baby, you must have some plumber crack cuz' this profanity faucet is bro-o-ken
(3) I had a touch o' the ol' profanity faucet last night mate, musta been that there chicken yous wife neer' cooked right
by Catalysis April 23, 2010
Get the Profanity Faucet mug.One who runs around completely naked through a chicken coop, punching, and raping all the animals inside. Usually done by drunken hillbillies, occasionally done as a dare.
by JakE May 24, 2007
Get the knuck flucker mug.The liquid version of the Cleveland steamer; a successful Milwaukee faucet is said to have taken place after a male has released a respectable amount of urine onto the chest of an apparently less-than-willing female during sexual activity. Not to be confused with a golden shower, a genuine Milwaukee faucet is specific to the pectoral region of the female participant.
Female: "Shall you be taking a dump upon my chest, my lord?"
Male: "Of course not, for nigh is the hour of the Milwaukee faucet."
Female: "Ah, but of course. I shall prepare my chest for the procedure."
Male: "Good."
Male: "Of course not, for nigh is the hour of the Milwaukee faucet."
Female: "Ah, but of course. I shall prepare my chest for the procedure."
Male: "Good."
by Missy the cat December 16, 2009
Get the Milwaukee faucet mug."Yo im telln you son,jus yestaday she was all on my balls,Now mah ackn all sididdy..im tellin you son,on my mofha tha bitch is fluckery!"
by J Benefit November 9, 2007
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