splattery hots

Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.

After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.

by Digitaldevil November 3, 2006

Splattery

To overly compliment someone else's fecal output.

Man, I know I'm the king of dumps but I wish you'd stop the splattery.

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026