Flobnodger

A person who puts a flaccid penis puts it into a vagina

Can’t believe he did that what a flobnodger

by Wordcreature October 7, 2019

Flobese

When someone is awkwardly fat.

When a women, (or male..) can't seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. They try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.

Fat+Obese=Flobese
Not sure where the "L" came from...i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..

Flobese woman: hi i am here to sign up for jenny craig.

Worker: Alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?

flobese woman: oh...

*leaves and goes to burger king.*

by Shegottadonk34567 April 24, 2010

Flerb

The distance of a math class

Hey, how many flerbs are you today?

by ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllora May 14, 2021

flobberdob

flobberdob can be used in any context either as a way to make friends laugh or look at you in a weird way, it works! It mainly means "YOU PRUNE" or "YOU MORON" yet any meaning can be attacted to it depending on what mood you are in. its a word for every situation when you are stuck for what to say.

say someone is really annoying you just randomly start shouting "FLOBBERDOB FLOBBERDOB FLOBBERDOB!" over and over at them they'll soon leave you alone, the only down side is that they might call for a psychiatrist.

by per5cy May 17, 2006

flobba dobba head

A polite insult used to attract ones attention when one does not respond to you for a while.

"Have you done it yet?"
"..."
"Helloooooooo, you finished?"
"..."
"Oi, Flobba Dobba Head"
"What!"

by James Abdullah June 11, 2006

flobbling

Wobbling bits of fat on a person.

He kept flobbling my arm even though I told him not to.

by eapoc January 2, 2009

flobjob

When two pieces of flounder are used to perform a handjob.

Tina the fish-lady gave me a flobjob after the bar.

by Dolemite Pimpalicious January 7, 2008