flavor flav

The hurtest most ugliest motherfucker i've ever seen. I have seen some ugly people in my life but flavor flav just topped that and i think he'll be holding his place for a long while. Its easy to see why these girls want him, for this money and fame.

Flavor flav reminds me of a skinny gorilla.

Flavor flav is butt ugly.

by dumbdigitydum April 3, 2007

faverage

someone who is so average that they don't even try to change it

That dude i made out with wasn't even good, he was faverage.

by Erné Cartié February 21, 2009

ass flavored

An object or scenario that is unwanted or disliked.

Person 1: I wanted to do the dutch rudder at work, but nobody would help me out.
Person 2: Ah, sorry, dude. That's ass flavored. I'll help you now.

by CrapIceberg May 26, 2011

flaven

The word flaven is a most wonderful and amazing word. A flavorful word meaning a nerd, a person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept, or a person with an unusual or odd personality; The word originates from a character created by Jerry Lewis during his early years with Dean Martin, and, more recently, from a popular animated character in the Simpsons, Professor Frink (Who ironically can also find his roots in the same original source). Professor Frink, the crazy mad scientist, as well as the earlier Jerry Lewis character, are the epitome of geekdom. There are many variations of the word Flaven. Flavin, Flaven-hoyven, Iven Flaven, and GLAVENHAVENMOYVENSCHLOYHEYY!! are just a few examples. Another popular variation is Flaven-Maven, or Maven-Haven. In addition, Glayhaywayven, blavenoyven, gloyvenshmoyven, glutenhoyway, and heyheyheywaywen are strangely popular. A proper pronunciation of flaven requires that the speaker say the word with the utmost urgency, so that the listener can truely grasp the importance of the word. Spoken with a wide-eyed glare and a dramatic tweaking of the vocal chords, this and other similar words not only will provide years of pleasure and joy to you personally, but will delight and stimulate those around you with the heart to embrace it. The next time you see a skinny kid hunched over a computer, glasses thick enough to burn out his corneas with the light of the monitor, in a half-dazed drooling display of eerie sedation, sneak up behind him and in your most commanding tone, yell out "FLAVEN". Yes, Flaven. Sure to propel your maven skyward in a true display of utter havenwaven.

"Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, n'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into.... the third dimension. bhay-gn-flaven!"

by Josh January 3, 2004

flavor flav

He is a goofy looking rapper who wears huge clocks as necklaces and very odd headgear which some would wear for Halloween. He is also the star of the show, The Flavor of Love.

Pumkin spit on New York. And I bet Flav was thinking, Flavor Flav!!!!

by cheekomeeko January 17, 2007

wasting my flavor

disregarding someone's appealing traits or attractiveness.

Tired of waiting for Dave to realize that she is the girl for him, Holly confronts him with, "Yo, D, why you wasting my flavor?"

by shmoxie May 25, 2011

Flavorice

Popcicles that you get at the supermarket that you freeze. They are manufactured by Jel-Sert.

See: God.

Flavorice is so damn good, I can eat one of the 500 count boxes in a week.

by Funker_joe January 18, 2005