flattered but I'm taken

When she feels bad and pretends to be with someone so you don't ball up in your room and cry.

"Wow I'm flattered but I'm taken."

by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016

trans fattening

Food that's really, really bad for you.

Joe: Did you get a piece of Susie's birthday cake?
Jenny: Oh yeah, it's so trans fattening, but I couldn't resist.

by dollfixer August 20, 2008

flattention whore

Someone who imitates or genuinely emits sounds of flatulence with the hopes of gaining social stature or approval among peers. Usually male.

Ricky farted loudly and looked around the workplace frantically for approval, yet to his dismay everyone had their headphones on. He's such a flattention whore.

by iLLapino October 4, 2011

Flattened My Flower

To take someones virginity. Similar to popping a cherry.

Yo, dude, Jessica totally flattened my flower last night!

by BeChampions January 20, 2019

flattened taco

A flattened taco is a pizza.

But instead of saying pizza you try to say taco because tacos are clearly superior to pizzas.

Yo man, those pineapplea do not belong on flattened tacos

by Jaaaan101 April 7, 2019

Dick flattening

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

by UDstorytime May 1, 2023

Flatting out

To ‘flat out’ is to become so bowled over by a car’s looks, abilities, noise or general awesomeness that nothing short of passing out next to it can convey your feelings for said automobile.

Flatting Out

by crank&piston December 26, 2011